Shref in Life: Entertainment

Test: what type of programmer you are ?

Sun, 17 Jun 2007 18:57:32 GMT

Mohammed Hossam (a.k.a. Bashmohandes) wrote in his blog about an interesting test for programmers that tells you what type of programmer you are. I took the test and the result looks nearly like what I think of myself.

here is my results:

PHTB

You're a Planner.
You may be slow, but you'll usually find the best solution. If something's worth doing, it's worth doing right.

You like coding at a High level.
The world is made up of objects and components, you should create your programs in the same way.

You work best in a Team.
A good group is better than the sum of it's parts. The only thing better than a genius programmer is a cohesive group of genius programmers.

You are a liBeral programmer.
Programming is a complex task and you should use white space and comments as freely as possible to help simplify the task. We're not writing on paper anymore so we can take up as much room as we need.

video:Steve Jobs Stanford Commencement Speech 2005

Fri, 27 Apr 2007 00:28:59 GMT

95% of you have seen this video dozens of times. I like it very much, it's very inspiring and I can't stop watching it. Steve was just like any other business man for me till the first time I have seen this video. this man deserves our respect.

"Stay hungry, stay foolish and don't settle" - Steve Jobs

he talked about the concept of using the death as a motivator. this is like an Islamic concept too and I totally believe it.

"Work for your end like you are dieing tomorrow, and work for your life like you are living forever." - prophet Mohamed (3leh al-sla wa al-slam)

official seal generator

Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:01:47 GMT

I was reading the last sitepoint tribune newsletter and brendon wrote about a nice web site which can help you to create your official seal.
and that's my try

The SysAdmin Song

Sat, 19 Aug 2006 06:22:35 GMT

I found a funny song about system administrators and I thought that you will love to dedicate it to the SysAdmin in
your company .

I'm dedicateing it to my friend Ahmed kelany (a.k.a Dr.Network) , he was the SysAdmin in my old company . he learned
me alot of things that's I didn't know before, thank you Dr.Network =) .

here is the SysAdmin song from google video.

enjoy it.

Windward Shorts: Cubicle War 1

Thu, 10 Aug 2006 21:24:02 GMT

video : programmers having alot of free time [fun]

awesome !!

video: Punish your Microsoft developer

Sat, 15 Jul 2006 14:59:14 GMT

Hi
Have you been in the visual studio 2005 launch event in cairo ?!!
If yes, Do you remeber when Mr.Chad Z Hower showed us this funy video about "clicking the send report button" when you face a problem with your Windows OS ;-).

you can see this video here again

mroe videos :
Bill is retiring : Gates spoof on Letterman
Microsoft history 2005 & 2006 : I like the office ad

مقتطفات شعرية

Wed, 05 Jul 2006 23:11:57 GMT

نزار قباني : أيظن؟

أَيَـظُـنُّ أنِّـي لُعبَـةٌ بيَدَيْـهِ ؟ * * * أنـا لا أفَكِّـرُ بالرّجـوعِ إليـهِ

اليومَ عادَ .. كأنَّ شـيئاً لم يكُـنْ * * * وبراءةُ الأطـفالِ في عَـيْنيْهِ ...

ليقـولَ لي : إنِّي رفيقـةُ دربِـهِ * * * وبأنّني الحـبُّ الوحيـدُ لَدَيْـهِ..

حَمَلَ الزّهورَ إليَّ .. كيـفَ أرُدُّهُ * * * وصِبَايَ مرسـومٌ على شَـفَتَيْهِ ؟

ما عدْتُ أذكُرُ، والحرائقُ في دَمي * * * كيـفَ التجَـأْتُ أنا إلى زَنْدَيْـهِ

خبَّأتُ رأسـي عنـدَهُ ... وكأنّني * * * طفـلٌ أعـادوهُ إلـى أبَوَيْـهِ ..

حـتّى فسـاتيني التي أهملتُـها * * * فَرحَتْ بهِ .. رَقَصَتْ على قَدَمَيْهِ

سـامَحتُهُ.. وسـألتُ عن أخبارِهِ * * * وبكيـتُ سـاعاتٍ على كَتِفَيْـهِ

وبدونِ أن أدري تركتُ له يـدي * * * لتنامَ كالعصفـورِ بيـنَ يَدَيـْهِ ..

ونَسيتُ حقدي كُلَّهُ فـي لَحظَـةٍ * * * مَن قالَ إنّي قد حَقَـدْتُ عليهِ ؟

كَم قُلتُ إنّي غيـرُ عائـدَةٍ لـهُ * * * ورَجعتُ .. ما أحلى الرّجوعَ إليهِ
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الجزء الأكثر روعة فى نظرى من قصيدة "اراك عصى الدمع" لأبو فراس الحمدانى
عجبنى بالتحديد بسبب التفاخر الى فيه

ونحن أنـاس لا توسـط عندنـا
لنا الصدر دون العالـمين أو القبر

تـهون علينا في المعالي نفوسنـا
ومن خطب الحسناء لم يغلها المهر

أعز بنـي الدنيا وأعلى ذوي العلا
وأكرم من فوق التراب ولا فخـر
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المصدر و للمزيد من الأشعار ممكن زيارة البلوج هنا

by mail : Wife 1.0

Thu, 13 Apr 2006 00:23:42 GMT

Hello,

Alaa Awad sent me a cool Geeky mail and I thought that you will like it.

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition , Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6 I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)

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REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony- Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 . However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 ! WARNING!!! DO NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck, Tech Support

Blog things : quick self tests

Sat, 18 Mar 2006 02:01:57 GMT

like the one there in tarik's blog (DotNet City)

the results of this things not always true but it's funy, i like it any way

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# What Kind of Soul Are You?

***You Are a Newborn Soul***

You are tolerant, accepting, and willing to give anyone a chance.
On the flip side, you're easy to read and easily influenced by others.
You have a fresh perspective on life, and you can be very creative.
Noconformist and nontraditional, you've never met anyone who's like you.

Inventive and artistic, you like to be a trendsetter.
You have an upbeat spirit and you like almost everything.
You make friends easily and often have long standing friendships.
Implusive and trusting, you fall in love a little too easily.

Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul

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#What Does Your Birth Month Mean?

***Your Birth Month is October***

You are a natural leader who is able to stand up when no one else can.
Strong and powerful, you tend to overshadow those around you.

Your soul reflects: Gratitude, comfort, and true love

Your gemstone: Tourmaline

Your flower: Cosmos

Your colors: White and yellow

- about my colors : white, red, black, blue and yellow

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# What Color Should Your Blog or Journal Be?

***Your Blog Should Be Yellow***

You're a cheerful, upbeat blogger who tends to make everyone laugh.
You are a great storyteller, and the first to post the latest funny link.
You're also friendly and welcoming to everyone who comments on your blog.

- I like it blue like the sea

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# What Should You Major In?

***Your Scholastic Strength Is Innovating***

You are the master of new ideas, techniques, and ways of looking at things.
You are talented at structuring thoughts, decision making, clarifying, and making deadlines.

You should major in:

Marketing
Psychology
Desgin
Cognitive Science
Economics
Photography

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# A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

***Your IQ Is 100***

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average ( i have no logic at all :D )
Your Verbal Intelligence is Average
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional
Your General Knowledge is Above Average

you can find more at http://blogthings.com

catch the African ball

Sat, 21 Jan 2006 16:11:37 GMT

hello buddies,

it's a long time since my last entry here.

i started to work again after finishing my exams 2 weeks ago, and don't have time to do any thing else..

but yesterday was the start of the African soccer Cup of Nations here in egypt and i think that will give me a chance to get some rest.

my country Egypt won the first game vs Libya ( 3 - 0 ) ,that's very good and i hope the best for our national team in the next games too.

ahm, i'm tired and in need for some changes in my life. in the days of the Eid (feast) i was here in my house working and didn't enjoy my time at all :( , but i'm thinking that i can stop working a day and go out to do other things .

now i got to say bye bye and c u later.

ps: if you know any thing can help me to enjoy my work time , just be cute and tell me :D .